A Middle Aged Cougars Guide To Using Tinder NSFW

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So I am a single woman and I like younger guys and apps! The perfect combination for Tinder. I downloaded it a couple months ago when I got my new phone and I check it regularly though in fairness I have yet to meet anyone on it. Now I don't know if that is me or the app but I have guidelines as to who I will send a message to and for that matter who I will respond to, so here then are my thoughts on Tinder

If your pic is you in a group I will not swipe right, I don't know which one is you what if you're the weird guy? left swipe.

If your pic is the silhouette swiping left ty I may not judge people on looks alone but it's Timder asshole at least take the 2 seconds to have an actual picture.

If your pic is you and a girl auto swipe left, are you with a girl now? I have no clue but I don't want the possible drama thank you

if there is a kid in your pic, swipe left. I am looking for a hook up I don't have kids I don't wanna know about yours thanks

If your pic is your pet, swipe left, I don't care about your pets I wanna see you!

Possibly I am too picky and that is why it isn't working  but there it is! Also when you swipe left and they swiped left why is it my job to send a message? Why can't he? 

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