My Mad Skills

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Yeah, so, I have like NO skills with men. Some women are born with the innate ability to flirt and be coquettish, I am not one of them! I crush on anyone who is remotely cute and nice to me. I'm sure it is connected with my daddy issues as a child raised without a father, but this self knowledge is not remotely helpful. I don't flirt well, I either come off as uninterested or desperate, and I have never actually been in a relationship. This combined with my love of all things genre and my weight actually make me an awesome nerd, but sadly nerd girls are not nearly as hot or desirable as you might think!

How do you make yourself not think about someone? Especially when the truth of the matter is you have nothing in common with that person, you barely know them and if you did know them you would most likely be disappointed in who they are?! I am about to turn thirty six years old for FSM's sake. Yet I feel like a seventeen year old girl pouting because some boy didn't text her back right away! Worrying that I make certain he text's me before I text him, so I don't look too clingy. WTH is wrong with me?

Here's the thing... In some aspects of my life I feel very self confident. I believe that I am smart. I think I am (on the whole) a good and kind person. I work hard, even if I think it's a shit job, because I believe in having a work ethic, but when it comes to male/female stuff or my looks I am a quivering mass of insecurities! Oh, I'm also a total bad ass at pop culture trivia crap!

Yeah my mad skills, that so totally aren't! *Le sigh*

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